THE FOOLS THAT RULED US

My lil son once told me with a smile "daddy, i would like to become the greatest fool that ever lived".  I was shocked, i felt like smacking him...being the good dad i was, i told him not to say that again, then asked him whey he said so...he innocently said "two of our greatest leaders referred to themselves as fools and none of them denied it, they even exchanged their attires (see pics above) so i felt i need to become a fool to be a great leader"...Now seriously thinking about what the lil boy said and if i wouldn't have to become a fool myself so i can rule Naija cos most of our leaders are...complete it.

The Fine Monkey

Sometimes i wonder if i really look like a Monkey. I have this friend whom i met online but never seen. He has the habit of using words like "hey monkey", "sup monkey",  "goodbye monkey" amongst  others whenever we chat  just like the Ghanaians refers to guys as Charlie, I find this amusing but i never asked him why he calls me "monkey".

I decided to pay him a visit in his country, those i met were all wearing veils and to my surprise, they all referred to me as "fine monkey", i couldn't protest. I decided to go to the nearest barber's shop for a clean shave just to prove to my friend that i wasn't a monkey after-all but this was what i saw...

Our first Kiss...

Remember my last trip to Western Nigeria fetched me a beautiful barbie named Akonikora (Big Smile), now my first assignment is to give her the first kiss...if successful, Akoni as i fondly call her will be mine forever but if i don't God help me...my ass is gonna be boiled. What do you expect? I kissed her like a wounded lion...see for yourself.

CinderWella...

Time and time again, i told my mum and everyone that cares to listen i will marry the most beautiful lady on Planet Earth...my search for my dream partner took me to Western Nigeria, after searching and searching and searching, i finally met my damsel...Isn't she beautiful???

Eating your future is a crime...

While some people are so passionate about the day after tomorrow, there are others who totally forget tomorrow really exists. I met this dude in the Western part of Nigeria ready to devour 16 wraps of FuFu...i asked him if this wasn't a food suicide, he simply said "its in the bible that we should not bother about tomorrow".

The G that refused to G...

Sometimes i wonder if it is mandatory to feel like the rest of them. I saw this pretty lady while taking a walk in an African country, i was still trying to compose my diction and think of the best strategy to use in asking her for a date when she suddenly goofed...Yes, she tried adjusting her G.

The Naked Dancers

I decided to make these bunch of funny naked running dancers my first blog because the very first time i saw them, i laughed till i started crying...What will kids not do? Well, i think i did something like this when i was a kid...lol.